"I often played for an entire week without taking a shower, and I slept five hours a day. The second year of college I passed exactly one class."

A real winner right here.

I think i'll take a girl who has nothing to do with WoW, you know one that won't date a guy who goes a week without showering.

 

I can honestly say that after watching this video I learned once and for all that I dislike rap music.

 

I can't tell if you're serious or not (I wasn't really trying to be).
If you are, I didn't absorb a single line from those songs due me subconsciously droning out the music (I realized I was doing this halfway through and decided to switch to some mucic that I do enjoy). 
If you aren't, then, no u.

 

[Insert pointless comment either about how Jolly Asian Clams got roflstomped or about how noone cares]

ps i expect a plus 1 on my comment Maldazzar sir.

 

Who the **** is Darum!?! I believe you meant to say SUPASJGOKUU.