sports football, golf, speedball, wrestling, lacrosse, baseball, SNOWBOARDING, SURFING, music, video games, guitair, girls, pool, poker, food, movies, tv, gutair, hangin out.

WoW GoW2 CoD5 Diablo 2

Rap that aint crap, like the game with his fame, any music that aint shitty like soulja boy and fiddy hit a crip in the lip watch his true color drip they don't want me to be the best so i prepare for the worst, you got a teflon vest? lemme see if it works I'm gangster, and homey don't play dat, Stand way back, or get ya ass clapped ASAP

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dont care

Animal house, Supertroopers, Saving Private Ryan, Jackass 1 and 2, Superbad, The Island, The Gladiator, Live Free or Die Hard, The Heart Break Kid, Get Rich or Die Tryng, Eurotrip, Soul Plane, The Cookout, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Harold and Kumar, escape from guantanomo bay BeerFest. DETROIT ROCK CITY... uhhhh no idea alot more.

"G_ F_ck Y__rs_lf." would you like to buy a vowel? i work with a guy with down syndrome... and he hates the words metally chalenged... some one said mentally chalenged in front of him and he snapped and yelled "im fucking retarded dont you get it, stop sugar coating it you fucks!" - Cousin If vodka was water and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and never come up, but since vodka aint water and im not a duck slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up YOUR SHITS WEAK! - Nick Swardson “‘Sort of’ is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It’s just a filler. Sort of – it doesn’t really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after ‘I love you’ or ‘You’re going to live’ or ‘It’s a boy.’”"I was in a store and I saw a pocket dictionary and that made me laugh because it’s such…a specific item. I don’t know that many words and I’m going out…and I have pants. Perfect!” “When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults.” One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you’re in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you’re not it does just the opposite. It’s like, ‘Hey, there’s an asshole.’ But when you’re in the woods you’re like, ‘Is there an asshole out here?’ They look like trees.”